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A Good Country Wife
by Tanny
Waking up from a deep sleep, Lin Yue found herself having transmigrated into a peasant's new wife, and to make matters more complicated, she was a replacement for a deceased wife. The husband, over a decade older than her, had already lost two former wives. It wasn't so much a marriage; she had been sold to the family by her unscrupulous parents. Her fate was out of her hands. Before her stood one, two, three, four children, like a line of burdens, all gazing at her with blurry and hopeful eyes.…
My Goddess is Good at Pretending
by YuuZu
Imagination was the eye of the soul, the beginning of creation.Despite her immense power, the Supreme Goddess of Mysterious Origin had to seal herself after saving the world from the threat of destruction. However, she was sent to another world by the universe's will.Ely was a girl suffering from partial memory loss. She was known as the shrine priestess of the Sacred Mountain. One day, she received the holy mission to unseal her Goddess Master. She got her priorities straight. However...The pet…
Good Morning, Mister Dragon!
by Han Jiangxue
Framed by her so-called best friend and half-sister, Su Qianxun stumbled upon a strange man when she was making her escape. A strange man so handsome it looked as if his face was carved by the Gods, but with a heart as cold as stone. A wild and fiery night ensued, and ever since then, they embarked on a journey filled with passion, lust, conspiracy and treachery.
The Good Teacher
by Junior_Sundar
Guy Larks was famous in his original world for his widespread charity work in poverty-stricken and war-torn nations.He was especially known for his efforts in developing schools and educational facilities for children, as well as teaching and nurturing many students.So it was devastating news to learn that he wouldn't live past his 30th year.But he was given a second chance! A new life in another world, as a down-by-the-dumps teaching apprentice in a world of magic and wonder. He was given no ch…
Housemates: The Good, Bad and Sexy
by ThatAmazingGirl
What happens when people live together?James and Mira have been friends since they were kids, so maybe they could live without killing each other, but what about Rachel and Noah?Having to live with her brother and his good-looking narcissistic best friend, Rachel wanted nothing more than to get rid of him. It was either he got rid of her or she got rid of him. There were no other options left for Rachel. But what if there were other options?~~~Mia has her life all figured out. She was able to ri…
Good Villain
by Yuki_Nightingale
| WPC #153 World of Villains Gold Tier |How great is it to actually get a system and transmigrate to different worlds? But how unlucky is it to transmigrate only into villainesses...Avina is a good girl with good grades, good looks, and good friends. Only thing is that she has princess syndrome. And now faced with an unfortunate, unwanted, undesirable death, she has a system and has to transmigrate into different worlds in order to live once more!Hmph! This Princess is so good looking and beauti…
Good Evening, Mr President!
by Lady Rong
In the eyes of Chi Zuxu, Chi Yi is a typical delinquent with the three big ‘NOs’— no morals, no virtues, no principles. To her, though, he is a classic baddie who is heartless, soulless, and inhuman.After the girl breaks and climbs through his glass window on the second story, she peeps at him with an innocent demeanor.“Chi Zuxu, lend me the other half of your bed!” she wolf-whistles at him blatantly. The man admonishes with a scowl, “Chi Yi, aren’t you shameless!”Inside the cinema, as Chi Yi’s …
The True Purity of Good and Evil
by VRW1
https://www.patreon.com/creator-homeLink to my Patreon right here.Chapter 289 is part of Volume 12 and more update on the synopsis is coming thank you and keep reading.Long ago demons were said to be evil being but what if I tell you that demons can look at as good beings. A tale of a woman that was living among humans but has a dark path with one of the demons kings of the underworld.Vol 1Roki was trying to figure out what happen to his family after the holy war between the angels and demons bu…
GOOD BOY!
by giantystory
HARAP BIJAK DALAM MEMBACA !!! (19+)Sebuah berita menyebar tentang perjodohannya dengan anak dari rekan bisnis papanya membuat Yashelino geram. Laki-laki itu tampak memikirkan sebuah cara agar ia bisa membatalkan rencana tersebut.Pertemuannya dengan seorang gadis karena saudaranya membuat mereka harus bertengkar. James memanfaatkannya hanya untuk kesenangan sesaat, akan tetapi Yas yang mengetahui itu tidak menyukainya. Kemudian Yas membuat perjanjian tertulis diatas kertas dengan gadis tersebut y…
Your Talent Is Good; It's Now Mine
by Self-Cultivation
Cracks appear in space a century from now, and spiritual energy is revived. Fierce demonic beasts rage and emerge from the ground. A minority of the human race awaken skills and become martial artists. [You have obtained the C-level skill, Sword Proficiency.][You have obtained the B-level skill, Frost Element.][You have obtained the B-level skill, Fire Element.] [You have obtained the B-level skill, Poison Element.][You have obtained the A-level skill, Divine Blessing.]The skill of Li Jiye’s awa…
No More Being a Good Girl
by Drake Voss
Grandma cannot understand human language. The day before the provincial exam, she hid cheat sheets in my clothes, causing me to be judged as cheating, banned from examinations for five years, and recorded in the integrity file. I went home to settle accounts with her, but Zhang Jianguo and my younger sister asked me to understand the elderly's good intentions. As a result, I developed depression, and the doctor said I needed rest. However, Grandma brought an old bachelor from the village to our …
Little momma
by new_chyna
"I'm pregnant"muttered Emmy, legs clutched against her bosom, forehead on her knees, quivering and shaking senselessly from her sobbing.Pregnant at 16, preparing for college, how will Emerson Sunders announce to her family and friends that she is expecting a baby? How will she announce to her boyfriend Jason that they're parents to become?Will their love be strong enough to keep them together and united to overcome the judgemental reaction of the society and of the students in the school they bo…
Dear Momma
by Abigail_uchechukwu_9058
Dear momma....I am a year older than you today,I have a loving family,I'm successful writer,I got married to the love of my life...lol,I think I did more than you did in your life time....but am in the hospital today just like you....lol....at least I lived a year older than you....This book is going to be me baring my soul to you....taking you through the journey of life I went through.... letting you in on my darkest secrets...I hope we all learn a thing or two from it.We are all looking for p…
MOMMAS BOY
by June_Thirteen
Ate, kuya.. Ina..Ganyan lang ang nararamdaman nina Chari at Clint sa umpisa. Nagsasama at umaarte ng walang malisya kahit pa sa harap ng iba. Masaya sila sa piling ng isa't-isa na habang tumatakbo ang panahon ay mas lalo pang napapalapit. Ngunit..Hindi inakalang isang araw ay matatagpuan nila na higit pa pala sa turingang ginagawa ang ninanais na nila. Pagsasaluhan ang bawat sandaling magpapainit sa kanila at ililihim lahat sa iba.Ngunit dahil sa kapusukan ng binata ay masisira lahat.At doo'y li…
Momma's Bambina
by Capsicorn07
This is similar to those typical stories wherein the main character have six brothers and a father who are a part of the largest mafia, and a mother who took her away from them and remarried.But unlike those stories, her mother loves her so much and she had a very loving step father who loves her so much and was a part of the military, whom also have a child of his own from his wife before the main character's mother, a boy, five years older than her. Her mom and step-father then has a child, a …